"What if the hokey-cokey really is what its all about?"
"Are you a Christian? No? Do you want to be? No? Well it's just such a shame that a lovely man like you will have to burn in Hell after you die."
"I tell you, man - this is the only city in the world that will desensitize you to lesbians....look there's girls KISSING over there and you're looking at your beer"
"So I'm just another overweight girl in a mini-skirt trying to get laid..."
"When I was big, breakfast was twenty two sausages and a gallon of coffee"
"You from England? I've had me some girls from England in my cab. DAMN! They suuurrreeeee isssssss UGLY!"
"Jeeez - I mean, what was he thinking? Would YOU attend your father's funeral in a cranberry leisure suit?"
"Man, I love London...it's slung like real low, real cool"
"Mom keeps asking what I'm gonna do and it's like, mom - for the last time, I'M GONNA BE A ROCKSTAR!"
"Well, when it's all said and done, er, there'll be nothing left to say or do..."
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