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"So I'm just another overweight girl in a mini-skirt trying to get laid..."
"When I was big, breakfast was twenty two sausages and a gallon of coffee"
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"Well, when it's all said and done, er, there'll be nothing left to say or do..."
Words From Planet Marketing
"We are in the final countdown for having the job candidate zeroed down and finalized"
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"Jimmy Dean needs to be moved neatly along from owning sausage to owning breakfast"
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