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Thursday, May 18, 2006

White & Wobbly

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Every morning, without fail, the lucky employees on the 5th floor of GSP can feast their brand-weary eyes on this splendiferous wobbleramous of female fatitude.

The full frontal horror show is between 10.00am and 10.15am, depending on how high a stack of pancakes she has to munch through before nature calls...

We're trying to come up with a slogan for her.  Any thoughts?

Thursday, May 18, 2006 in Nonsense |

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Chip

got bulk?

Ask one of your new writers (Thomas Kemeny, interned at my agency) about the shows at AbelsonTaylor in Chicago. We are across the street from a hotel, host to several web site shoots, and businessmen having quick "lunches" with prostitutes.

Posted by: Chip | Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 06:49 PM

sonia belle

What are you complaining about? Get your camera, pronto, and share your view with the world at large...

Posted by: sonia belle | Monday, May 29, 2006 at 03:39 PM

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