Wet Dreams

Working at the BBC, I used to have wonderful dreams - there I was, dancing with yellow midgets, swimming naked with Paul Daniels (magic!), a masquerader with good hair.  My REM was a delightful sensory playground.

Now that I'm back in advertising, I dream in flawless Powerpoint logic.  Last night, I drifted off to some Business Objectives, rolled over at some Initial Strategic Offerings, hugged the pillow during Consumer Insights and, when the clip art banana ‘dissolved in’, the nightmares began.

Sometimes advertising is accountancy in silly t-shirts. 

Comments

[jamie]

happy birthday back when it was, dude - sorry to miss it

i very much like your "advertising is accoutancy" comment - genius