Good Vibrations

I nearly whooped again at a fashion show for ‘emerging talent’ on Friday night.  I'm not sure if they meant the designers or the 16 year old models on show.  Either way, I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it.  Obviously the clothes were absurd, but the music and lighting created a charged atmosphere.

Most bizarre was the sponsorship of the evening by Elexa, a Californian manufacturer of ‘adult leisure products’.  Spotting girls circulating with silver trays, I joined the scrum in the hope of a free cocktail, only to be handed a complimentary vibrating cock ring.  Needless to say, I was buzzing in the cab all the way home.